Friday, January 20, 2006

Shaking with laughter

Let me share some of the jokes that are being heard in our house.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.

What did one sandwich say to the other?
Boy, you're full of balongna.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A Buccaneer!

Why did the coach go to the bank?
He wanted his quaterback!

Why did the seagull cross the sea?
Because if he crossed the bay, he'd be called a bagel.

Of course, these are all being told by our 4 year old over and over and over and over again. daily. And we still laugh every time he tells them. (And how often can you find a Buccaneer quarterback talking to a coach all in one husband would be proud :)

1 comment:

heather said...

...his quarter back! that's funny!