The other evening, while sitting outside chatting with a fellow stay at home mom, the conversation of jobs came up. What kind of jobs would we enjoy having? What kind would we be qualified for with not being out in the work place for several years?
When I crawled into bed that night I came up with a list of job titles that she and I would qualify for.
Negotiator
Baker
Chef
Counselor
Maid
Window washer
Seamstress
Vacuuming service
Laundry mat supervisor
Dish washer
Bus boy
Chauffeur
Librarian
Nurse
Garbage woman (has anyone actually seen a garbage women?)
24/7 on call person
Professional "why" answerer
Fashion designer
Dancer
Musician
Answering service
Customer service representative
I'm sure there are a ton I'm forgetting but my answering service needs to kick in as my "mom. mom. mom? mom! MOOOOMMMM!!!!" phone is ringing.
Maybe you could be a broken record fixer. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.
ReplyDeletehehehe! I know that refrain. "Miss Hillary. Miss Hillary. Miss Hillary? ... etc. But then again, mine go home at three o'clock!
ReplyDeleteYou'd do great at any of those jobs! :)
Also:
ReplyDeleteSocial events coordinator
Teacher
Jail warden
Nutritionist
Nurse
Taxi driver
Clown
Children's librarian
Toy safety tester
Actress
Communication specialist
Reader's theater performer
Sleep inductionist
Game show contestant (we know a LOT--most of it random and useless)
Magician
Inventor
Coach
Appliance repair technician
Interior decorator
Mediator
Drill sergeant
Personal shopper
just to name a few more...
Wow. That's an insanely impressive list. I also like Jenna's Jail Warden....HA!!!
ReplyDeleteSo basically what you're saying is that I'm just now going back to school for more training? Crap. I thought I was done with school!!
good one ed. it has been added to the list.
ReplyDeletethanks hillary!
oooooo good list cheeky!! i too like jail warden..
oh yes anne. and you get to learn all of your abc's and numbers again too! though, when i was at sam's school yesterday, the teacher was throwing out terms i've never even heard of and when he started bringing homework home, i'm sure glad there were parent instructions as I had NO clue as to what he was doing. ;)